50 shades of text me the fuck back
(Source: trustinq, via silicunt)
let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?
Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too
and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?
i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night
- the ghost of i fucked up
- the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
- and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future
having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together
“I wonder how many people don’t get the one they want, but end up with the one they’re supposed to be with.”
there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling
the illusion of productivity
that’s it that’s the feeling